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Born - April 18, 1962 (1962-04-18), Dallas, Texas
Medium - Stand-up
Nationality - American
Genres - Ventriloquism
Spouse - Paige Dunham
Notable works and roles - Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself, Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity, Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special
Website - www.JeffDunham.com
Jeff Dunham (born April 18, 1962) is an American ventriloquist and stand-up comedian who has also appeared on numerous television shows, including Star Search, Late Show with David Letterman, Comedy Central Presents and The Tonight Show. He is familiar to Comedy Central audiences for his three specials on that network: Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself, Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity, and Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special. His style has been described as "a dressed-down, more digestible version of Don Rickles with multiple personality disorder."[1]
He has been called "America's favorite comedian" by Slate.com, and according to the concert industry publication Pollstar, he is the top-grossing standup act in North America, and is among the most successful acts in Europe as well. As of March 2009, he has sold over four million DVDs, and received more than 350 million hits on YouTube, making him one of the most-viewed entertainers of all time. Spark of Insanity received the best reviews of any DVD on Amazon.com in 2008, and A Very Special Christmas Special was the most-watched telecast in Comedy Central history, with its DVD going quadruple platinum (selling over 400,000) in its first two weeks.[2]
Early life and career
Dunham was born in Dallas, Texas in 1962,[3][4] an only child.[5] He began ventriloquism at age eight. He considers it a learned skill, similar
to juggling, that anyone with a normal speaking voice can acquire. Although he graduated from Baylor University in Waco, Texas in 1986,[6] according
to Dunham, he never had a "real job."[1][7]
Dunham appeared in the Broadway show Sugar Babies with Mickey Rooney and Ann Miller in 1985, and at the Westbury Music Fair on Long Island. These early experiences, in which he used characters like José Jalapeño on a Stick, taught him the value of modifying his act regionally, as the jalapeño jokes that worked well in Texas were not as well received by audiences in Long Island.[1]
Dunham made his debut on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson in 1990. At the end of his act, he was invited to sit on Johnny Carson’s couch, considered a mark of approval.[1]
Dunham appeared with Walter in a 1996 episode of Ellen, playing a ventriloquist attending a convention in a hotel meeting room that was also booked
for the wedding of Ellen's friend. Dunham also appeared with Walter in a TV commercial for Hertz.[8] His other appearances include 60 Minutes II,
Fox Sports Net's The Best Damn Sports Show Period, Hollywood Squares, Entertainment Tonight, Good Morning America and the WB's Blue Collar TV.[7]
On July 18, 2003, Dunham's appeared on Comedy Central Presents, his first solo appearance on Comedy Central. During his half hour piece, he showcased Peanut, José Jalapeño on a Stick, Walter and an early version of Melvin the Superhero Guy. Dunham's first Comedy Central special, Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself, was taped in Santa Ana, California in 2006. His second special Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity was taped at the Warner Theater in Washington, D.C. in 2007. It was available at Redbox stands on September 4, 2007, and was released on DVD on September 18, 2007. Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special was taped at the Pabst Theater in Milwaukee, Wisconsin in 2008, and premiered on Comedy Central on November 16, 2008. It became available on DVD and Blu-Ray on November 18, 2008.[9] The special's premiere was the highest rated telecast in Comedy Central's history.[10][11]
In addition to these specials, Dunham also released his first music album, Don't Come Home for Christmas, on November 4, 2008.[12] It contains original Christmas songs as well as a parody of "Jingle Bells" by Achmed entitled "Jingle Bombs". All the songs, with the exception of "Jingle Bombs", were written and accompanied by Brian Haner, who has joined Dunham's act as "Guitar Guy". His first onscreen appearance was in Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special.
In March 2009, Dunham signed a multi-platform deal with Comedy Central which includes a fourth stand-up special to air in 2010, DVDs, a consumer products partnership, a tour beginning in September 2010, sponsored by the network that will cover 60 different cities, and an order for a television series called The Jeff Dunham Show that will premiere October 22, 2009.[2][13]
Critical praise and controversy
In January 2008, Dunham was voted by fans the Top Comic in Comedy Central's “Stand-Up Showdown”. He is the only person ever to win the "Ventriloquist of the Year" Award twice, was nominated "Comedian of the Year" by the TNN Music City News Country Awards,[7] and has drawn praise from the Dallas Morning News for his technique and timing.[7]
In 2008 a TV commercial for a ringtone featuring Dunham's character Achmed the Dead Terrorist (see Characters below) was banned by the South African Advertising Standards Authority after a complaint was filed by a citizen stating that the ad was offensive to Muslims, and portrayed all Muslims as terrorists. The ban angered Dunham, who pointed out that "Achmed makes it clear in my act that he is not Muslim." Dunham saw the ban as an infringement on free speech and a double standard, arguing, "I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife", and joked, "I'm considering renaming Achmed, 'Bill.'"[4][14]
Characters
Walter
Walter is a retired, grumpy old man with arms always crossed in discontent. He has a brash, negative and often sarcastic view on today's world.
He is a Vietnam War veteran and a former welder, and "doesn't give a damn" about anyone, especially his own wife and certain audience
members. Walter has appeared in all three Comedy Central specials. He's been married for "46 years" (in 2006), and when Dunham asks him
if he remembers the happiest moment of his life, Walter responds, "Yeah, it was forty-seven years ago." Dunham created the Walter puppet
himself, including both the initial sculpture and the silicon mold, though he eventually began utilizing professional effects companies for the
latter stages with his subsequent puppets.[15]
Peanut
Peanut is a purple-skinned "woozle"[16] with white fur covering most of his body, a tuft of green hair on the top of his head, and one red sneaker on his left foot. Dunham explains in Arguing with Myself that Peanut is from a small Micronesian island, and that they met in Florida. Peanut's humor is not based on a particular motif or stereotype, as those of the other characters, and has been described as a naughty child.[11] He often makes fun of Dunham and torments and mocks José Jalapeño on a Stick. Touching upon his unusual appearance and personality, he asks Dunham in Arguing with Myself, after Dunham denies ever having done drugs, "Then how the hell did you come up with me?"
José Jalapeño on a Stick
José is a talking jalapeño pepper on a stick who wears a small sombrero. José, who speaks with a thick Spanish accent, is typically paired with Peanut, who often makes fun of José, uses appeals to Latino stereotypes when doing so, and makes fun of his being on a stick.[17] Although José was not Dunham's first puppet, it was the first that Dunham made himself.[18]
Bubba J
Bubba J is a beer-drinking redneck that Dunham describes in Arguing with Myself and A Very Special Christmas Special as "white trash trailer park", and uses Bubba J for humor that centers on stereotypes associated with that group. To this end, he frequently does jokes involving Bubba J's love of drinking beer and NASCAR, and his low intelligence. Touching upon such stereotypes, Bubba mentions in Arguing with Myself that he met his wife at a family reunion, and remembers seeing her with a corn dog in one hand, a beer in another, and leaning against a ferris wheel, "making it tilt".[17]
Sweet Daddy Dee
Dunham introduces Sweet Daddy Dee in Arguing with Myself as his "new manager". He calls himself a "pimp", which he says stands for "Player In the Management Profession." According to Sweet Daddy, because he is a pimp, that makes Jeff the ho. When Dunham objects, Daddy Dee points out that Dunham makes people laugh and feel good for a living. When Dunham agrees that this is the case, Daddy Dee says, "You a ho." When Dunham asks what he would say if he told him that he was a comedian only because he enjoyed it, Daddy Dee responds, "You a dumb ho."[17]
Melvin the Superhero Guy
Melvin wears a blue superhero costume, and is used to poke fun at superheroes. When asked about his superhuman powers, he indicates that he has X-ray vision, adding, "I love looking at boobies!" He appears to have no other powers, however: When Dunham asks how far he can fly, he responds, "How far can you throw me?", and when asked if he can stop a bullet like Superman, he responds, "Yeah. Once." Dunham portrays Melvin as unimpressed with other superheroes: When told Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound, Melvin dismisses him as a "showoff" who can simply walk around them, observes that Aquaman has the same powers as Spongebob Squarepants, that the Flash's super speed is derived from methamphetamine, that the Hulk's vaunted ability to get stronger as he gets angrier merely mirrors "every white trash guy on COPS," and makes innuendo about the questionable relationship between Batman and the underage Robin. Melvin's first onscreen appearance was in the July 2003 Comedy Central Presents episode, in which he had small, black, beady eyes. By his next appearance, in Spark of Insanity, he had been modified to have large, blue, crossed eyes. Dunham sculpted the current version of Melvin's head himself, and hired an effects company called Renegade Effects Groups to create the rubber mold and complete the puppet, before then installing the mechanics himself.[15]
Achmed the Dead Terrorist
Achmed is the skeletal corpse of an incompetent suicide bomber. He is used by Dunham to perform comedy based on the contemporary issue of terrorism. He is known for yelling, "Silence! I kill you!" to Dunham and people in the audience who laugh at him. Achmed first appeared in Spark of Insanity, and later made an appearance in the Very Special Christmas Special, singing a song called "Jingle Bombs". Most of the humor Dunham expresses with Achmed centers on this motif. When mentioning that Achmed appears to be dead because he's a skeleton, Achmed responds, "It's a flesh wound." When Dunham inquires as to how he died, Achmed explains his incompetence with explosives, while also casting aspersions on Dunham's sexual prowess by saying that they both suffer from "premature detonation." Although he is a terrorist, Achmed claims he doesn't think he's Muslim, because his rear end is labeled "Made in China". As of June 2009, the sketch in which Dunham introduced Achmed is the fourth most watched online video ever, having amassed nearly 200 million views.[11]
Others
Other characters that Dunham has voiced include a miniature puppet of Peanut's, which turns out to be a small version of Dunham himself, and an unseen worm inside a bottle of tequila, both of which he has used, for example, in his appearance on A&E's An Evening at The Improv.[19]
Personal life
In addition to his comedy and puppetry, Dunham, who says he has loved helicopters since childhood, is fond of building his own kit helicopters from Rotorway helicopter kits. He also flies these helicopters, as depicted in his appearance on the CMT television magazine Fast Living. Although his creations are unlicensed by the FAA, he can fly them up to 600 feet in the air, and up to 90 miles an hour. They use ordinary automobile gasoline, allowing him to fly them for approximately $50 (USD) an hour.[5]
As of May 2009 Dunham was in the process of divorcing his wife Paige, with whom he has three daughters.[11]
Comedy Central Presents (2003)
Jeff: Do you fight crime?
Melvin: Of course!
Jeff: What kind of crime?
Melvin: The... bad kind!
Jeff: Can you stop a speeding bullet?
Melvin: [pauses] Once. [audience laughs] Shut up! It hurts like hell!
Jeff: So you have children?
Melvin: Two boys!
Jeff: What do they do?
Melvin: They piss me off!
Jeff: Do you have an arch-nemesis?
Melvin: What?
Jeff: Do you have an arch-nemesis?
Melvin: No, I wear corrective shoes!
Jeff: The flight from L.A.?
Peanut: Was long as hell!
Jeff: When we got here?
Peanut: Cold as hell!
Jeff: Caught a taxi....
Peanut: Scary as hell!
Jeff: Driver.....
Peanut: Couldn't speak English worth hell!
Jeff: Checking into a hotel?
Peanut: Expensive as hell!
Jeff: So?
Peanut: We're in hell! And these are our hellmates!
Peanut: José, where'd ya go?
José: I went to Alaska.
Peanut: Did ya have fun?
José: No.
Peanut: Why not?
José: I froze my steek! [Peanut looks at the stick]
Peanut: That had to hurt! How'd he get on the stick?
Jeff: I dunno.
Peanut: Probably a horrible pogo accident, you know: "Doing, doing, Criiick!" [stares again at the stick]
José: OLÉ! [annoyed] Stop looking at my steek!
Arguing With Myself (2006)
Jeff: So, your wife's in town?
Walter: Yeah.
Jeff Dunham: Is she having a good time here?
Walter: She is always having a good time.
Jeff Dunham: Oh, good.
Walter: Pisses me off...
Jeff: She's a lovely lady.
Walter: She gettin' old!
Jeff: Women age like, like fine wine.
Walter: [referring to his own wife] She's aging like milk.
Jeff: So how long have you and your wife been together?
Walter: Uh, let's see, forty-six years.
Jeff Dunham: And what was the happiest time in your life?
Walter: Forty-seven years ago! How long've you been married?
Jeff: Fifteen years.
Walter: You'll see.
Jeff Dunham: See what?
Walter: Remember when you said, "Till death do us part"?
Jeff Dunham: Yeah.
Walter: Later you'll realize you were actually setting a goal.
Jeff Dunham: So, what ideas do you have for my career?
Sweet Daddy Dee: First thing I gotta do is school you in street!
Jeff Dunham: Street?
Sweet Daddy Dee: Word.
Jeff Dunham: [confused] What?
Sweet Daddy Dee: Word.
Jeff Dunham: What word?
Sweet Daddy Dee: [confused] What?
Jeff Dunham: You said "word."
Sweet Daddy Dee: Word.
Jeff Dunham: What word?
Sweet Daddy Dee: Aw, snap! What the hell? Dawg, "word" is like, "I heard that."
Jeff Dunham: Heard what?
Sweet Daddy Dee: Oh, shit.
[Peanut and Josè speak to each other in Spanish.]
Jeff: What're you doing?
Peanut: A-speaking in Jose's tongue!
Jeff: Well, don't do that.
Peanut: Why not?
Jeff: It makes me feel left out.
Peanut: [looks at Jeff] Huh?
Jeff Dunham: I don't speak Spanish!
[Peanut and José look at him. José turns from Jeff, imitating the theme music from The Twilight Zone.]
Peanut: "Picture, if you will..."
[Jeff almost drops José Jalapeño On a Stick.]
Peanut: Whoa! Oh,dude....I thought you were gonna drop him, oh, jeez.....that woulda been...funny as hell!
José: Do not drop me, señor.
Jeff Dunham: I won't drop you, José.
José: Because then I would be the José Jalapeño on the floor.
Peanut: Do a little tap dance and we got salsa!
Jeff Dunham: That's terrible!
Peanut: Not with the right kind of chips, it's not!
Jeff: Stop it!
Spark of Insanity (2007)
Jeff Dunham: So I heard your birthday came not too long ago.
Walter: Yep.
Jeff Dunham: Did your wife get you anything?
Walter: Eh, she got me a book on reincarnation.
Jeff Dunham: Do you believe in it?
Walter: Hell, I don't know.
Jeff Dunham: Well, if you died, who would you come back as, and what would you do?
Walter: I'd come back as my wife, and leave me the Hell aloooone!
Jeff: How do you spell your name?
Achmed: Oh, let's see, an A... C... phlegm... [audience laughs] Silence! I kill you!
Jeff: So Achmed, if you're a terrorist, I'd suppose you have some sort of speciality.
Achmed: Yes, I am a suicide bomber.
Jeff: Ah. So, you're finished.
Achmed: What?
Jeff: You've done your job.
Achmed: No I haven't.
Jeff: But you're dead.
Achmed: No I'm not. I feel fine.
Jeff: But you're all bone.
Achmed: It's a flesh wound.
Jeff: All right listen, Achmed, I have something to tell you.
Achmed: What?
Jeff: You really are dead.
Achmed: Are you sure? [Jeff nods] I just got my flu shot.
Jeff: You really are dead.
Achmed: Wait, if I'm dead, [gasps] that means I get my seventy-two virgins! [looks at crowd] Are you my virgins? I hope not!
Jeff: Why?
Achmed: There's a bunch of ugly-ass guys out there! If this is paradise, I've been screwed!
Jeff: Well, is there anything that said there'd only be female virgins?
Achmed: Holy crap! Wait, I could have Clay Aiken!
[talking to Melvin, The Superhero Guy]
Jeff: So you're married. Does she have any powers?
Melvin: Well, once a month... she becomes evil! And I can't defeat her! Our children flee in terror! Our big dog cowers under the couch!
Jeff: You have a big dog?
Melvin: Actually, I borrowed your Chihuahua.
Jeff: You know, Superman has a dog. Krypto, he has all the same powers as Superman does.
Melvin: That's ridiculous. If Krypto sniffs your crotch, he'll suck your lungs out your ass! If he humps your leg, you'll be in traction for years!
Jeff: Do you have an arch-enemy?
Melvin: Pinocchio!
Jeff: So, do you have a weakness?
Melvin: Yes. Cupcakes.... and porn. [audience groans/laughs/claps] Well, not at the same time. I need a free hand!
Peanut: [talking about Jeff's wife] Well, what if she's been with someone else? Like, ME! [audience laughs] Oh, come on! You go purple, you never
go back!
Jeff Dunham: I seriously don't think my wife has slept with you.
Peanut: Well, think about this for a second: In a weird, twisted kind of way, all five of us onstage have slept with your wife. When you're wacky
and having a great time, that's meeee! When you're pissed off and lying her thinking, "Why did I marry this broad?" That's Walter. When
you're so angry, you want to kill her, that's Achmed.
Jeff Dunham: And what is José Jalapeño on a stick?
Peanut: You're a sick man!
Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special (2008)
Jeff: So, Bubba J, I hear you wrote a letter to Santa.
Bubba J: Yeah, I done it on the computer.
Jeff: Did you send it to him?
Bubba J: Heh heh, no.
Jeff: Why not?
Bubba J: My computer don’t fit in the mailbox. Walter's right, you are a dumbass, heh heh heh!
Jeff: What have you actually blown up?
Achmed: A woman.
Jeff: You blew up a woman?
Achmed: She was inflatable. You know, an inflatable virgin! I had to stop seeing her.
Jeff: Why?
Achmed: She popped. [imitates balloon losing air] She ended up on the chandelier. She'd been there before, but not like that!
Jeff: Where do you find an inflatable virgin?
Achmed: Right next to the inflatable goats! [audience laughs] Oh, come on! Like you've never done that! Seriously, how far are we from Iowa?
Achmed: [to the tune of Jingle Bells]
Dashing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back,
I have a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B,
That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military. [audience applauds]
SILENCE! I'm not finished! And this is a sad song!
Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs, mine blew up, you see.
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me?
Oh, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs, your soldier shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left is the towel up on my head.
I used to be a man, but every time I cough,
Thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off [Jeff and Guitar Guy look] Stop looking, you perverts! ...
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenience store night clerk.
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs, I think I got screwed,
Don’t laugh at me because I’m dead or I kill you… [audience applauds]
Peanut: I don't think José celebrates Christmas.
Jeff: No?
Peanut: He said no, they do somethin' called Nav-ee-dad... with some chick named Phyllis.
Jeff: Feliz Navidad.
Peanut: Yeah, that bitch.
Jeff: That means Merry Christmas in Spanish.
Peanut: Olé!
Jeff: "As I drew in my bed and was turning around, down the chimney Saint Nicholas came with a bound."
Peanut: He fell down.
Jeff: Yes.
Peanut: And didn't you say his face was all red?
Jeff: Yeah.
Peanut: Why doesn't anyone see this? He is drunk off his ass! This is a horrible, horrible story!
Jeff: "He was dressed all in fur from his head to his foot, and his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot."
Peanut: Fat; drinkin' and drivin'... in a furry GAY outfit... covered in soot; he's smoking, and you let him in the house cause he said he had
something for your kids... What kind of a father are you, anyway? If it were me, I'd check his I.D., then taser his fat ass! And just how fat is
this guy anyway? Leavin' him a plate full of cookies, you'd think he's a diabetic too, don'tcha think?! Leave 'im a plateful of insulin, how 'bout
that? I can't wait to hear this story next year: "The Night Before Christmas, Part 2: Santa's on Dialysis and he's Missing a Leg" ...
And all of his little dollies have "poliosis!"
Jeff: Can I finish this story?
Peanut: Oh, please do!
Jeff: "He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle..."
Peanut: Gotta move quick, cause there's a cop with a pistol!
Jeff: "But I heard him explain, 'ere he drove out of sight—"
Peanut: Merry Christmas to all!— Oh crap! I ran over your bike!
References
1. a b c d Bonnie D. Graham. "Deff Dunham et al.: Seriously Split Personality, Seriously Funny Talent" The Improper Magazine; December
2005 (PDF file)
2. a b "JEFF DUNHAM AND FRIENDS HAVE FOUND A HOME AT COMEDY CENTRAL SIGNING A MULTI-PLATFORM DEAL TO ENCOMPASS ALL AREAS OF ENTERTAINMENT" Comedy
Central; March 23, 2009
3. Biography page at JeffDunham.com
4. a b Joshua Rhett Miller. "Comedian Defends 'Achmed the Dead Terrorist' Puppet Routine Against South African Ban" Fox News; October
2, 2008
5. a b Clip of Dunham from an episode of the CMT TV series Fast Living.
6. Jeff Dunham. "Building a Rotorway 162F Part 1 of 8: How I got into this." KITPLANES Magazine, March 1997
7. a b c d Jeff Dunham biography at Comedy Central.com
8. Video of the Jeff Dunham Hertz commercial
9. Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special at Amazon.com
10. DANIEL FRANKEL (November 18, 2008). "Dunham's 'Christmas' sleighs ratings". http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117996088.html?categoryid=14&cs=1.
11. a b c d Belinda Luscombe. "The Puppet Master" Time magazine; June 8, 2009
12. Don't Come Home for Christmas at Amazon.com
13. "Comedy Central"
14. "Dead terrorist ad banned" iafrica.com; October 6, 2008
15. a b This is mentioned in an extra on the Spark of Insanity DVD.
16. Video of Dunham and Peanut in which Peanut describes himself thus.
17. a b c "Jeff Dunham and his puppets". UnikNotions. http://uniknotions.com/fullarticle.php?articlenum=100.
18. This is mentioned in the DVD Commentary of Arguing with Myself.
19. Video of Dunham on A&E's An Evening at The Improv.
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